Danger Zone

Ish was being particularly cute last night. Lining up his cars under the kitchen cabinets.

He was having a good time lining them up, taking them away and then lining them up again.

And he discovered that the cars roll differently on the floor mat - that seemed to intrigue him.

Then he realized that not only was I watching him, but I was also taking pictures.

He gathered all his cars up.

And he took off.

So I decided to be sneakier about taking pictures. I laid down on the floor and pretended to just watch him.

He quickly caught on to my trick and decided to punish me.

This is what a Mega Blocks truck looks like right before it smacks into your face.

I tried again when Ish moved on to playing with his Teletubbies.

This is what a Teletubbie looks like right before it gets jammed into your forehead.

Being stubborn myself, I gave it one more try.

And so did Ish. Here he is ramming a dump truck into the camera.

Then daddy came home and Ish acted like he was an angel the whole time and loved the camera.

I'm glad I have photographic evidence of the abuse I take from this kid! He is SOOOOOO lucky I love him.